there's absolutely no way this tableau couldn't turn on anyone somehow. i don't really remember much of the sex i've ever had but i think as long as i'm attempting to sexualize myself in this blog post i should probably include a quote from an ex that i think about a lot.
"i really never thought i'd be excited to pull off someones looney tunes taz sweatshirt before sex."
this is a loaded statement.
if you know me, you know the exact sweatshirt in question because i wear it often. this is the same sweatshirt i was wearing when i had an informal "mugshot" taken of me after getting banned from a live/work/play building in my city. this was for the best because they only had $12 cocktails there, and it's the kind of environment where you really need a drink.
i've had multiple people come up to me at parties and say "hey aren't you the girl that got banned from [redacted] for stealing candy?" and i say yes and tell my story. it's a great story for parties. it's always a hit with the anarchist crowd which i think is funny. i wasn't really trying to f*ck with "the man" or whatever.
i just wanted some candy.
here are the most similar versions of the garments i've mentioned in this post that i could find on google images:
this outfit can be easily adapted into a look for going out on the porch to smoke a cigarette too - just layer the taz sweatshirt over the nightgown and throw on knock off gucci loafers from DH gate.
style points if the loafers are ridiculously bent out of shape and covered in paint like mine are.
