Thursday, 2 July 2020

Maria I'm Drunk (feat. Justin Bieber & Young Thug) - Travis Scott

good afternoon,
today i made a vegetable quiche.
life <3 goes on

















my new roommates bf is a classic 'tame impala fan' tinder chad and we put the dining room table back together using power tools last night. then i smoked a joint in his car. bonding <3 then i drank a whole bottle of white wine and then my roommate told me she's gay and doesn't know what to do about him essentially. it's because i have been making them watch my gay movies with me, and doing dyke activities under the carport (sanding my desk in my white summertime shorts.)  i don't think the bf likes the movies but who cares. he is nice enough and 'likes to party', he wears tie dye sometimes if i am remembering him correctly. i wonder if they actually met on tinder, i haven't asked them how they met honestly he just keeps coming over to the house and helping me reach things i can't normally reach in the kitchen. i wonder what his tinder anthem was/is?
my new roommate also brought her cat, named "juice", and we have been watching youtube tutorials to try and get juice and blanche to get along but they keep hissing at each other and being aggro for no reason.

anyway can you guys believe david hockney said (verbatim) "if you do not smoke, you'll simply get coronavirus"

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i smoked a cigar (like david hockney) to celebrate alex buying a house before turning 26.
it's soooo so ooo (bjork email style) crazy he bought a house this week and all i did was write an article called "20 TikTok Recipes We Think You'll Want To Try..."


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also here is a link to travis scott's old blog... wigggg in orbit. ...

http://12340art.blogspot.com/

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